Dumb Family Feud Answers |
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Here are actual responses given by contestants on the game show Family Feud (or the British version Family Fortunes). I admit, it may be mean to call some of these answers "dumb", so if you'd like, you can call them "erroneous" or "funny" if you prefer.
Name something in a bird cage | Hamster |
Something you'd find in an operating room | Operator |
Something that comes with a summer storm | Snow |
Something you'd yell at if it stopped working | Spouse |
Something worn only by children | Clothes |
Something you might buy that could turn out to be phony | Horse |
An animal with three letters in its name | Frog |
An animal with three letters in its name | Alligator |
Something you feel before you buy it | Excited |
The price of a dozen roses | $1.75 |
An article of clothing that children always lose | Pants |
An animal whose eggs you'd never eat for breakfast | Hamster |
Something you might accidentally leave on all night | Shoes |
One of the three bears | Yogi |
A holiday named after a person | January |
A holiday named after a person | Easter |
One of Santa's reindeer | Nixon |
One of Santa's reindeer | Adolf |
Something Russia is famous for | Russians |
Something that comes in pairs | Bananas |
A time when people wake up | Morning |
A time when people go to bed | Night |
A state with good skiing | Florida |
Something you buy in a larger size if you have a large family | Jeans |
Something you buy in a larger size if you have a large family | Games |
A city in the state of Georgia | Alabama |
A pie that does not contain fruit | Lemon Meringue |
Something that kills a lively party | Guns |
A brand of gasoline | Regular |
A brand of gasoline | Ethyl |
A job around the house that has to be done every fall | Spring Cleaning |
A man's name beginning with the letter K | Kentucky Fried Chicken |
The month where a pregnant woman begins to show | September |
A food that's red on the inside | Kiwi |
Something people do clothed that others don't | Ride a motorcycle |
The heaviest item in your house | 600 pounds |
The heaviest item in your house | Husband |
Something you put in tea | Tea bag |
A holiday where stores are always busy | Monday |
Something made of leather that a cowboy uses | Purse |
The first thing you take off after work | Underwear |
A weather term that can also describe your wife | Wet |
A day of the year when you want to be with friends | December |
A department in a supermarket | Lingerie |
The most lovable breed of dog | Kitten |
Something women borrow from each other | Husbands |
An invention that has replaced stairs | Wheel |
Something you often misplace in your car | Steering wheel |
A famous “Arnold” | Arnold & Willis |
A reason you might stay inside on a beautiful day | It's raining |
Something associated with the show Who Wants To Be A Millionaire | Bob Barker |
A yellow fruit | Orange |
An attraction you see in almost every parade | Merry-go-round |
Something you stroke | A match |
A tradition associated with Christmas | Hanukkah |
A holiday where men buy last minute gifts for their wife | Thanksgiving |
A food people give as a gift | Lasagna |
A vegetable you marinate | Grapes |
The one thing that the people living near you have that you want | A beautiful wife |
Something that you buy and then have to take good care of it | An infant |
Besides a house or a car, the most expensive item you own | Car |
A food with an edible skin | Banana |
A piece of clothing wives buy for their husbands | Halter tops |
A street name that is common to cities all over the US | Hollywood Boulevard |
A kind of bear | Papa Bear |
A real person who made a living scaring people | Red Skelton |
Something a hostess does to let her guests know it's time to leave | Goes to bed |
An animal with really good sight | Bat |
A state beginning with the letter M | Mexico |
Something an Indian chief might use | Squaw |
Something that floats in the bathtub | Water |
A word beginning with “Egg” | Excellent |
A city named after a president | Carson City |
A sport in which two people compete against each other | Checkers |
An occupation in which you disguise your appearance | Doctor |
Something that flies that doesn't have an engine | Dishes |
Something that flies that doesn't have an engine | A bicycle with wings |
Something a blind person might use | Sword |
A song with “moon” in the title | Blue Suede Moon |
An occupation where you need a flashlight | Burglar |
A famous brother and sister | Bonnie & Clyde |
An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers | A horse |
Something you wear on the beach | A lawnchair |
Something red | My cardigan |
A number you have to memorize | Seven |
Something you do before going to bed | Sleep |
Something you put on walls | Roofs |
Something in the garden that's green | Shed |
Something in the garden that's green | Scarecrow |
Something you might be allergic to | Skiing |
A famous bridge | The bridge over troubled waters |
Something a cat does | Goes to the toilet |
Something you do in the bathroom | Decorate |
Something associated with the police | Pigs |
A sign of the zodiac | April |
Something slippery | A conman |
A kind of ache | Fillet 'O' Fish |
A kind of ache | Pancake |
A jacket potato topping | Jam |
Something with a hole in it | Window |
A non-living object which has feet | Plant |
A domestic animal | Leopard |
A part of the body beginning with the letter N | Knee |
A part of the body beginning with the letter N | Name |
A way of cooking fish | Cod |
Something you open other than a door | Bowels |
A part of the body everyone only has only one of | Big toe |
Real or fictional, a famous Willy | Willy the Pooh |
Something you squeeze | Peanut butter |
A bird with a long neck | Penguin |
A continent | Italy |
A sport you can never play on grass | Baseball |
An occupation starting with "J" | Jackhammerer |
A phrase some husbands dread hearing | "Honey, I'm home" |
A bad occupation if you don't like kids | Mortician |
A question you don't like to be asked | "Are those real?" |
A European country in which you'd expect to find castles | London |
Something every doctor has | Speculum |
An animal with horns | Bee |
A medieval weapon | Hand grenade |
Something made of wool | A sheep |
Something a bridegroom might wear | A dress |
Someone you wouldn't expect to see in a strip club | Animals |
An animal with a long tail | Rabbit |
Something you put out for the birds | Worms |
A way to prevent snoring | Put a pillow over his face |
A word used to describe a very hot day | A very hot day |
Someone who works early hours | Burglar |
Something made to be wheeled around | A hammer |
A reason for kneeling | To be beheaded |
A nickname for a slim person | Slimmy |
A measurement of liquid | Paint |
Something that's nice to wear next to your skin | Pants |
A famous Dick | Carrot |
Something that Santa Claus does when he comes to your house | Feeds your pets |
Something that comes in 7's | Fingers |
Something associated with Liverpool | The Yellow Brick Road |
A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme | Little Red Riding Hood |
Something associated with Queen Victoria | Her husbands |
Something you hide in your socks when you go swimming | Your legs |
A place you would keep a pen | A zoo |
Something you beat | An apple |
Something you make into a ball | Eggs |
A game that uses a black ball | Darts |
A popular TV soap | Dove |
Something you might find in a garage | A grand piano |
A fast animal | Hippo |
Something you keep in the garden | A cat |
Something that gives you goose bumps | Mumps |
A character from Little Red Riding Hood | Hansel and Gretel |
Something that has a shell | Batman |
Something a policeman might say | "Spread 'em" |
Something that frightens Dracula | The King of the Vampires |
A mode of transportation that you can walk in | Your shoes |
An animal with big ears | A bear |
Something you do on water | Wallpaper |
A musical instrument you can play in the bath | Drum kit |
Something associated with Egypt | Cigars |
Something you pull | A potato |
An animal used as a form of transportation | Turtle |
A Thunderbirds character | Doctor Spock |
Another TV game show with the word 'family' in the title | The Generation Game |
Something that makes you scream | A squirrel |
A food that can be eaten without chewing | Chips |
A type of record | A floppy disk |
A type of large cat | Persian |
A job that a working dog does | A slave |
Something you use a microchip on | A fish-fryer |
A game played in the dark | Charades |
A part of the body you have more than two of | Arms |
Something you find on a fire engine | Coal |
The first place detectives look for fingerprints | The floor |
Something you associate with the sea | A coffin |
A famous Arthur | Shakespeare |
A weapon in the game of Clue | Dice |
Something people take to the beach | Turkey |
A reason someone digs a hole in the road | Grave digger |
Something a girl should know about a man before marrying him | His name |
An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man | Underpants |
Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir | The lamps |
Something you keep in a garden shed | A gardener |
Something you wear on the beach | Deckchair |
Fruit used in fruit salad | Cucumber |
The last thing you take off before going to bed | Your feet |
Something that has to warm up before you use it | Your wife |
A noisy bird | Chipmunk |
Something you keep handy by the front door | Spittoon |
A job that helicopters are used for | Tuna fishing |
A famous robber | Cops |
A famous resort area outside the continental United States | Tahoe |
An American state where people speak with accents | Mexico |
Something a man has that he'd be upset if someone else used it | His jockstrap |
Something London is famous for | Pasta |
Something you wouldn't want the police to find in the trunk of your car | Pickles |
A game you could play in the bath | Scuba diving |
A food that makes a noise when you eat it | Really loud hamburger |
Something that your wife would do that would be shocking | Greet you at the door naked |
Something you throw away when you're moving away | Pantry |
A dangerous animal that some people keep as pets | Wolf |
When you sneak out of work, the reason you give for leaving | "I'm going to the beach!" |
When you sneak out of work, the reason you give for leaving | "Going to another job" |
An animal that eats mice | Rat |
Something you have that you wish worked better | Spouse |
Something you wouldn't try even once | Sex on a train |
A famous male dancer | Betty Grable |
An occasion for which you've stayed up all night | Lost my virginity |
Your favorite country western singer | Van Whalen |
Something that falls from the trees | Bird shit |
Something a dentist says | "Just a small prick" |
A name that rhymes with "Larry" | Larry |
Something you just won't buy unless it's on sale | Cake mix |
Something you just won't buy unless it's on sale | Drapes |
Besides an animal, something with a tail | Tailpipe |
Something that gets accidentally run over by a lawn mower | The lawn mower's cord |
An occupation where someone wears a robe at work | A fireman |
An occupation where someone wears a robe at work | A graduate |
A sport that people sometimes play by themselves | Tic-tac-toe |
A household pet you can leave by itself for a couple of days | Monkey |
A part of the body people love to have massaged | Hips |
An activity that makes people cry | Playing games |
A vegetable that is grown in a patch | Strawberry |
Something some people fear that starts with the letter S | Squirrels |
A reaction someone might have if they got really scared | Laugh |
An occasion when family photographs are taken | Photography |
| Something that comes after the word "double" | U |
| Something you'd hate for the plane you're on to only have one of | Pillows |
| Something your spouse does in the bedroom that rhymes with "mumble" | Pumble |
| Something you should do in moderation or you'll be sorry later | Sex |
| A famous group of singers | The Simpsons |
| A breed of dog that starts with the letter C | Cheetah |
| A vegetable that takes more than one bite to eat | Apple |
| Something every dream home must have | RV parking |
| A word that rhymes with "bubble" | Fubble |
| A word that rhymes with "bubble" | Lovable |
| Something you see along the side of the street | Carnage |
| Something that people stick a pin into | Their eyes |
| The perfect dessert for a supermodel | Chocolate cake |
| The perfect dessert for a supermodel | Brownies |
| A country that has exactly four letters in its name | China |
| A city famous for its museums | England |
| A liquid that pours slowly | Milk |
| A fruit that is red | Kiwi |
| Something you keep in a kitchen canister | Cans |
| A way which you can make bathing a sexy experience | 401(k) jelly |
| Something a man might hate about his chest | Flat |
| A place where people are scolded for falling asleep | On the airplane |
| Something you might find in a manicure set | A wig |
| A part of a telephone | The bottom part |
| When kids finally move out of the house, something specific they often leave behind | Their parents |
| When kids finally move out of the house, something specific they often leave behind | A blender |
When kids finally move out of the house, something specific they often leave behind | Their boyfriend or their girlfriend |
Something a teenage boy can do for hours at a time | Masturbate |
In order to get a three-day weekend, a holiday usually celebrated on Mondays | Thanksgiving |
In order to get a three-day weekend, a holiday usually celebrated on Mondays | Someone's birthday |
A part of the body people dab perfume on | On the tongue |
A liquid that people drink when they're sick | Vicks |
Something you can't use without water | An ice cream cone |
A place where you might see a dead body | Your house |
Something frogs do that people don't | Turn colors |
Your wife's most unappealing habit | Picking her feet |
A night with the worst TV programs | UPN |
A word that rhymes with "Coke" | Float |
A word that rhymes with "Coke" | Moke |
A mischievous animal | Beaver |
Something of yours you hope doesn't start making noises | Cell phone |
Something of yours you hope doesn't start making noises | Bed |
Real or fictional, a famous Dennis | Buddy Holly |
Someone you have to lie to once in a while just to keep the peace | Dog |
A famous fictional island | Rhode Island |
A famous pig | Your mother-in-law |
A reason a man takes off his toupee | To show off |
Something that you hope your husband never loses | His pants |
Something with claws | Christmas |
Something you associate with Godzilla | Gorilla |
A card game that's easy to cheat at | Checkers |
One of Oprah's favorite people | Regis Kelly |
| Something nailed down in a hotel room | The soap |
Thanks to Adam Buckley, Ling, Carrie, Sean Willett, and Laura for their contributions!
Contributions are GREATLY appreciated! I'd prefer the question to be word-for-word correct (verbatim). E-mail them to me!