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Once upon a time, a girl went to China. She met many new friends and taught the language of English to many. The flight there was long and everyone started getting stir crazy. One guy threw his tray of food at the stewardess because she wouldn't let him open his new coffee stand on the corner. "But it would be so profitable!" he begged her. "And people need coffee!" he exclaimed. "It's true," she said, "People do need coffee, but definitely less cholesterol. Oh, and less poison. I heard of this girl who had a little too much poison—she got a massive ball of gas in her stomach and all of a sudden a huge belch came out—"BUUURRRP!" And with all the air came the poison. "I'm free! I'm not going to die! Next, I will get you all and then go swimming. The lake is cold but soon it will be warm once the hot sun comes out to play. Joey never liked baseball, so he decided to invent a new game where instead of hitting a ball with a bat, you threw rocks at each other and tried to pull the girl out of the river. But, the river was fast and the guy in charge began to realize his lack of strength. "Man! I should have gotten that Bowflex I saw that volleyball player advertising on the Discovery Channel last week." But then that volleyball player appeared around the bend, pulled the guy out of the river, and saved him. "Well, I'll be," they all said and cheered.