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On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed.  It rolled off the table, and onto the floor.  And then my poor meatball rolled out the new rug he'd just bought.  It was a beautiful rug, all the beautiful shades in the spectrum of brown: tan, burnt sienna, coffee, rawhide.  Oh, and give me some donuts, magazines, and toothpicks."  The man, prepared to go on his epic voyage, gathered all his things into his satchel and headed off to the Misty Mountains.  As he started walking, he decided to sing a song to commemorate his journey.  "Headed off with my bag, gonna dress up in drag, gonna read a new mag, marry a prince and run away to Norway.  I will shop all day and eat ice cream all night.  Nothing will stop me now that I have found my prince of space.  He was tall with red hair and three eyes.  Everyone called him Blinky the Three-Eyed Prince.  It was just two weeks later that someone else became Prince.  "That was fast," they all said.  "Yep," said the New Prince, "That's how it happens.  Sometimes, things go fast."  "Well, I'll be," they all said with wonder.  Then, a huge meteorite fell, and crushed them all instantly.