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There once was a man named Lynn.  He was camping with his family one Labor Day weekend, enjoying his tasty corn-on-the-cob and salmon when suddenly the corn came alive!  "I am an alien!" it exclaimed.  The tasty corn rolled off the table and started making demands.  "Bring me a chili dog with everything, right away!  No—make that a poor boy sandwich!  Stat!"  She then sat there, pounding the knife and fork on the table, stomping her foot loudly.  No swamp monster could get her now.  She was angry and cold but nothing could get her with her hand in the cookie jar.  Her mom told her the next time she would have to go to bed without dessert for two months!  She didn't even like dessert, though, so she decided to abstain.  She enjoyed the company instead and found she didn't need dessert to feel happy or satisfied.  This was a revelation to her, so she called all her friends to tell them her new discovery.  "Pluto doesn't exist!" she told them all.  "Look!" she pointed at the sky.  "Do you see Pluto?  I don't see any Pluto!"  Her friends stared, gawking at his reflection in the mirror.  "Oh my gosh!"  What's up with my hair?  I can't go out in public like this!"  So he decided to just go back to bed and try again tomorrow with his big plans.