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Once upon a time there was a girl named Cindy.  Cindy had a dog she loved very much.  It was a beautiful black lab, a girl named Tanya went fishing and caught a large salmon and they all ate dinner.  There was killer bees that came and attacked everyone.  Just then, a new boy entered the room.  He had a big gun made of solid gold.  His first words as he set the table for the tasty banquet.  "Mmm..." he said, "I love fish and I love spending time with good friends."  "Oh yeah?  Who needs friends??" asked Fred.  He pulled out his anti-friend blaster and shot it in all directions.  "Friends, friends, who needs friends???"  Everyone on the planet needs friends.  Except me.  I am an island and I've just decided to leave this sucky town and go off into the woods all by myself to write poetry and contemplate life, and to practice the harmonica and drum the dwarfs began to play and dance.  Sleepy then took a nap in the day bed as the other bed was full of bees.  They didn't tell Stevey though.  He was in for quite a surprise the next time he decided to take a nap.  They all had a good laugh over that.


Brandon Dilbeck
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