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Sally wanted a cheeseburger so bad that she started screaming.  "If I don't get a cheeseburger," she screamed, "I'm gonna go crazy!"  She ran into the basement and opened the door to find a horrid beast that looked like a mix between a death beetle and Keith Richards.  The beast opened its mouth and emitted a scream.  What is that odor?  My, the beast smelled!  It had not bathed in years.  It smelled like skunk and nothing could remove the staples from his eyes so he wouldn't have the blood dripping out every time he blinked.  Suddenly, his eyes opened again!  "Wait!" he thought, "let me try that again."  He closed his eyes again and then lo and behold—they opened back up again!  "Well I'll be!" he said to himself with wonder and a little chuckle.  "Hey," said Rebecca, "STOP CHUCKLING!"  She pulled out her anti-chuckle blaster, but it broke.  The next day, he decided to go to a baseball game, even though he was an alien and didn't know what baseball was.  He'd only heard about it and from what he'd heard, it sounded like a gas.  But on the way to school, Brandon got lost.  It was his first day and the cars were so backed up from the masses of students on the way to school.