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Today we had a delicious salmon dinner.  We had corn on the cob, coleslaw, smoked salmon, and garden burgers.  What a lot of things to buy at the store.  So Mary began her walk to the store.  It was far far from the square dancing competitions he'd been to before.  But he decided to enter anyway.  Heck, he'd been square dancing since he was a kid.  He got ready.  The caller called out, "Do se do!"  And everyone started doin' the square dances.  "Ev'ryone, grab yer pardner and don't let go!"  Sally and Pete were dancing magnificently on the stage.  "What good dancers they are!" said some passers-by, "Maybe they could teach us their moves!"  "Well, sure," agreed Pete and his friend, "We'll teach you to dance."  That was when Pete decided he didn't want to learn how to dance.  He turned to his friend and started shouting, "Quick!  Let's run like screaming banshees to the lake and jump in the freezing cold water since it was New Year's Eve, with all the fireworks.  Jeff, Kevin, and Dan lit off.  It was a miracle that the neighbors could sleep but for them it was a free show to see all the circus freaks!  So they decided to go and skipped off, hand in hand, never before so excited to see the freaks.  Little did they know there was no circus, it had all been a weird dream.