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One day, all the guys in the ship were sleeping, when a bad bounty hunter snuck in the ship to try to kidnap River.  But she was hiding too well for them to run into the lake.  They sat on the bank for about 3 hours writing this stupid story about going to the Lynden Fair.  No fair the crowd yelled as the ref made a bad call.  The football players were livid and started to yell why are they not seeing the correct plays are on Broadway!  Let's go and get famous!"  So they packed their VW van and headed to New York--Broadway, if you please.  They were so excited.  When Jenny walked in to her first audition she started telling the judges what a great Juliet she would be.  She started in on her lines:  "Oh, Romeo, Romeo, where are you, Romeo?"  She dug through the bushes and the gold ring was found.  "Phew!" she said, "Romeo would be so upset if I had lost the ring he gave me."  But over time, the ring began to have strange power over her like the ring in Lord of the Rings.  She wanted to scream, but she couldn't.  Just then, rabbits, thousands of rabbits, rushed in and surrounded her.  They grabbed her with their sixteen arms and stuck her into the web.  She cried and screamed until her mom came running.  It is ok honey don't worry you were dreaming and you are safe and sound at home.