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Once upon a time there was a family packing up for going home after a weekend of camping.  They had enjoyed the outdoors and the company but it was too large to fit in the mailbox, so they all decided to blow it up into smaller pieces so it could fit in the envelope.  Stan got out the dynamite and set up the explosion.  But when he lit the fuse, suddenly a huge cowboy—maybe 9 feet tall—walked up to him.  "I wouldn't light that fuse," he said.  He explained how it would blow up all of North Dakota in the blast.  "Not North Dakota!" Sarah screamed, "That's the home of Coal miners and also potatoes!"  Also, I think part of Zoolander was filmed there, the part with Zoolander and his dad and brothers in the bar with the mermaid commercial."  His father was very upset so he didn't even want to talk to him.  He told him he should just go back to his modeling and leave him alone.  He modeled airplanes all winter long.  In the spring he modeled ships in a bathtub with many bubbles for fun.  This was Tommy's favorite activity by far.  Who wouldn't want to play while in the tub.  His favorite was the blue and white tugboat that carried the bride and groom away to their romantic honeymoon destination, the shipping yard.  "Oh honey, this honeymoon will be so romantic!  I can't wait to go scuba world and buy the best scuba equipment!  It'll cost you a fortune, but all a guy really needs in this world is some scuba gear!"