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Sylvia was so hungry!  She hadn't eaten in days and boy, was she famished!  So she decided to go to the grocery store.  When she got there, she was very confused.  "Hmm... I've never been to Denny's before," she said.  "Is it true what they say?  That all the food is made of people?"  Of course, she was referring to a magazine article she had read yesterday.  The article was all about how bee stings are much more serious than doctors once thought.  The increased danger of bee stings led 9 moms out of ten to stay inside.  That was why it caused so much destruction when the tornado came.  There was nowhere to run.  People were screaming and flying through the air as the onlookers clapped and cheered at the sight.  They served cookies and pretzels.  They were only a dollar a piece.  What a deal for such yummy creations, this could sell for twice the price.  I could totally become a millionaire and be all kinds of famous!  I could buy a rad house, get a tubular boyfriend, start my own clothing line and become a recording diva!  My first album will be titled "Plug your ears and scream!"  It became a number-one hit, and was eventually ruled to be better than the Beatles.  And they really were better, so they became famous and then bought a big RV and all traveled around the country together and lived happily ever after.  Oh, and won many pickleball championships, too.