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Once upon a time, nothing interesting happened.  Bob got up, got dressed, went to work, came home, ate dinner, and went to bed.  He didn't do anything fun or exciting.  Skydiving is fun and exciting, provided your parachute is in working order.  If it doesn't work, pull on the rip cord with all your weight until the parachute opens up.  But if it doesn't, don't worry—you'll just plummet to the ground to a very squishy death."  "Hold on a minute," said Mabel.  "All you have to do is click your heels together and you will fly home."  Her magic red shoes were from the Wicked Witch who was nothing like the Good Witch.  The Good Witch had purple hair that sparkled in the sun, and blue eyes.  She always wore an orange shirt, which clashed with her purple hair, but she had other good qualities, like a big wad of cash in her underwear drawer.  They decided to elect her to the office of Supreme Overlord of the Galaxy.  There was much rejoicing.  Confetti rained from the heavens, and balloons shot out of every conceivable location.  Loud whistles shrieked and hurt everyone's ears because it was blaring the evil rap music.  So Smitty decided, although it was cool, to turn down the bass.  Grandma E. was relieved.  She didn't like the rap music anyway.  But Smitty knew he could be a rap star in the future with lots of practice.  First a makeover must happen, then she would be ready for the prom.  The people from Extreme Makeover came and helped her out and even got her a new outfit.  She was happy, at least until she tried to do her hair and makeover herself.