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There once was a rabbit named Clover.  He was a really nice bunny, with floppy ears and really big teeth, but he only used them to chew rocks.  Once, he bit into some really hard quartz deposits, and all his teeth fell out.  He had to glue them back in his mouth with crazy glue.  "There," said the dentist.  "This glue will hold your teeth in place for sure!"  Then the dentist pulled out his drill.  "Now let's get those cavities to the ballet recital!"  So all the cavities piled into the van to see the ballet recital titled "The Happy Tooth."  They all giggled with glee to see all the lights on the birthday cake.  Together they sand loud and proud "Happy Birthday" to Terry.  It was very dark out, I couldn't see where I was going, so I decided to turn around and go home  I was halfway home when I saw headlights coming toward me--as it approached, I saw that it was a big boring rock.  I turned around with a sigh and started back down the mountain.  No one would ever be able to talk me into taking a hike again.  Why didn't she want to just lounge around and eat potato chips like any ordinary human being?  Yeesh, hiking is worse than going to Arby's, except that the horsey sauce is really good for warding off bears and deer flies.  They decided to go to Arby's and then go hiking afterward.  So they headed off to the mountains to climb a mountain high up into the Alps.  Once they reached the summit, they yelled with victory.  We made it!