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Once upon a time in a land far far away, there was a prince who loved to go camping.  They went camping every year, and had lots of adventures, like feeding squirrels and getting lost on the way to find the bathroom.  Crazy adventures.  But there was no new action for the next twelve decades.  Absolutely nothing happened that was worth mentioning.  No one even fell down and cut their knee on a rock.  "Ow, my knee!"  They bent over and put a band-aid on the cut, but it wasn't good enough; blood continued to leak from the cut and pour all over the floor.  Jimmy Bob thought, "Eew—that's yucky!  I'm gonna clean up that icky mess.  He went to the cupboard—his favorite, for he loved cleaning supplies--and got out the Pine-Sol and started to wipe down all the wood furniture in the house.  Cleaning the floor was next, sweeping then mopping had to happen, it was too dirty on that floor.  So she got out the Swiffer, because that was more convenient than getting out the mop.  As she began to mop, she noticed that she was rubbing the linoleum right off!  Underneath, the floor was made of solid gold!  She was so excited, she forgot that the house was about to be demolished.  "Get out!" screamed the foreman.  "We want to tear down your house!"  "No!" she screamed from her window.  "I'd rather die!"  "Yeah, you're right," the giant teddy bear agreed, "Go ahead and jump, you big dummy."  So she decided to jump and went ahead and did it.  But suddenly a big gust of wind carried her to the cotton candy factory and she landed safely.  Which was good, 'cause she'd changed her mind mid-jump anyway.