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I wanted a candy bar so badly that I snuck into the store and snuck one into my pocket.  But the shopkeeper saw me and said, "Hey!  Stop!  Thief!"  He called 911 and then did a back flip.  "Hooray!" said the crowd.  Then for his next trick he got two bottles of Coke and a package of Mentos candy.  "Boom!" the duck exploded, leaving only feathers.  "That's so sad!" the crowd gasped and arrested the one responsible for the horrible animal exploding incident.  By the way, Mythbusters later proved that having nifty-fifties days at school are wonderful opportunities for the students to express themselves in the fine art of being able to weave baskets underwater.  Many students fail the class and ultimately die in the bottom of the pool.  However, the writhing and screaming was a delight for all, the clowns especially.  After the circus, they decided to go out and eat.  "Let's have Chinese food!" the youngest boy among them said.  They agreed and went to the new restaurant in town, Pu-Ping Palace.  It was a tasty lunch—I love chicken salad sandwiches, don't you?  What's next, chinchillas taking over the world?  The problem is that chinchillas wouldn't be very good at ruling the world because they don't take criticism very well.