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Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, lived a princess with curly hair.  And a big guy in a black suit.  He said, "Luke, I'm your father."  Then he used the force to change into a better outfit--a pair of bell bottoms and a glittery dress shirt.  "Much better," he smirked.  I personally prefer the t-shirt and tight jeans with the black leather jackets on the men.  The women, however, were giggling in the field until the water balloons began raining down on them.  "Aaaagh!" screamed the girls as the balloons burst in their bosoms, giving them such a shock as to make them squeal.  One girl said it was like a shock to the system.  Similar to eating ice cream or jumping in a glacier-fed lake.  So he decided not to do it.  Instead, he made tea and had biscotti—much safer, he thought.  The coffee was the unsafe part... spilled coffee burned her so badly that she went to the hospital and unplugged all of the defibrillators as a practical joke, but Dr. Baxley got upset because his hospital's reputation plummeted, as does with all girls who partake in these activities.  So let that be a lesson to you all.