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Once upon a time there was a lovely lady who loved hot cocoa!  It was a wonderful time every time she could sip some of its chocolately goodness.  However, there wasn't enough bacon for them all.  They had Brandon jump on his motorcycle and go to the store to get some more.  There was a big, big problem with this, though.  Having more than five hundred cats was definitely against ordinances that the city imposed.  The imposition was impossibly impossible and truly impassible.  The people got angry at the new imposition of the rule that people whose names start with M from participating in the ultimate Upwords tournament.  The grand prize is a Jiffy Pop party, too cold for the strawberry ice cream, too bad.  Oh how I love ice cream!  "It can't be too cold, it just can't be!" I cried to everyone.  "Please give me just a scoop!"  And just then, Frankenstein's monster learned the true meaning of Christmas.  He bought everyone a fat Christmas turkey and let them all go home early from work.  They all lived happily ever after.