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Once upon a time there were 3 bears who went fishing on a lake in the woods.  Their names were Harry, Larry, and Mary.  There three were the lives of the party, and this was for one very good reason: alcohol.  They were some of the craziest drunks in town they had blue hair and funny red vests with floaty devices to prevent us from sinking.  I was always afraid of drowning but trusted that my 6 years of swimming lessons, along with a giant dolphin named Anger.  Anger was the friendliest dolphin you ever met, until you got on his bad side.  It didn't take much to make him grow.  He needed to eat his vegetables and other healthy foods.  He could not just survive by Almond Joys alone.  Sure the coconut cream pie was delicious.  She savored each bite of the soft creamy coconut flavor!  The pie had a nice rich crust to it.  The crust was so rich that you couldn't eat it without getting a huge headache.  It would pound at your head and make you sick to your stomach.  That's what they mean by "sickeningly sweet".