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The man really didn't want to get married, but the bride with the father and his shotgun were the only things keeping him from not saying "I do." He was crying because the street was empty of all people. They had all gone to ride unicorns on the beach. At the beach, you could rent lots of animals to ride but I love to rent the unicorns the most. My unicorn was named Katrina. She loved eating butterflies on her sandwiches. Everyone else was jealous of her big, shiny shoes. They always were asking her to let them try them on. But airlines have their rules against that sort of thing. They would have to pay full fare and go through security. She loved to carry her security blanket. It was red with red satin edging on it. It was nice to hold and she ran her hands over the soft, red velvet rope, and realized that it was just as soft as her one-year-old baby's hair. She recalled her baby's birth. It was a pregnancy that too 15 months, a healthy raccoon was delivered to the proud parents. They all lived happily in their tree house in the sky.